Open Letter to Exotic Dancers

This one is over due by a month and more.

Dear Ladies, Please don’t tell me that you “work hard.” You target perfect strangers for private dances that are anything but private at fees well higher than what most people make in an hour. I admit that your job requires talents that are limited to few who are young, beautiful, bold and dexterous but I would not describe your profession as hard work. Construction Workers work hard, mechanics work hard, factory workers and people who stand on their feet eight hours a day work hard, and accountants work hard.

It is only fair that I admit that I can laugh at myself as well as criticize others, I wrote this fictional account making light of the hard working dancer argument.
See this gaming forum comment.

Next at the ol’ FRI; we’ll celebrate Seis de Mayo or review a beer or both.

Fanatical Recycling Business Plan; part 2

Things we do well at FRI.
• Make Beer
• Review Beer
• Review Restaurants
• Observe American Culture
• Comment on observations of American Culture
* Make a good Margaritta (Out of nearly any thing)
• Recycle



Coincidentally, we’ve missed a few restaurant reviews this spring. Like that last Mexican place we ate at in Straw Plains where my food arrived at the table a few degrees above ice cold. I hope you can all profit from my mistake, never trust a Mexican restaurant that doesn’t have a bar.

Fanatical Recycling corporate staff development:

Requirements for candidacy for executive positions at F.R.I.

1. Candidate must have turned twenty-one in prison.

2. Candidate is expected to provide a sufficient response to the following two questions.

Question one.

Question two.

Cultural Observations

We think we are pretty Anglo-Saxon with last names like Aiken, Bell, Coleman, Creel, Grant, Hopper and Hopper, then you find out that your next-door neighbors name is Nick Sullivan.

Corporate Letterhead

Fanatical Recycling Inc.

You name it, we've stepped in it.

New Hire Training Analysis

Subject arrived at work at 12:20 pm and offered that they had washed their cell phone with their laundry as an explanation for tardiness, thus, showing lack of distinction between personal problems and their responsibilities as an employee. As of 4:00 pm, subject has not completed the only task they were assigned for the day. ‘ Beginning to suspect that subject is unemployable by Fanatical Recycling Inc, their affiliates or mother company.

Note to self,

Hybridize an annual plant which will flower, at least, through the spring and summer, is drought tolerant, will not grow past three feet high, will produce prolific blooms in the shade and does back flips and whistles Dixie.