Requirements for candidacy for executive positions at F.R.I.
1. Candidate must have turned twenty-one in prison.
2. Candidate is expected to provide a sufficient response to the following two questions.
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Sunday, April 18, 2010
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Subject arrived at work at 12:20 pm and offered that they had washed their cell phone with their laundry as an explanation for tardiness, thus, showing lack of distinction between personal problems and their responsibilities as an employee. As of 4:00 pm, subject has not completed the only task they were assigned for the day. ‘ Beginning to suspect that subject is unemployable by Fanatical Recycling Inc, their affiliates or mother company.
In a related issue to my last blog here's an open letter to NCAA Football coaches. Thanks, Coach Chizik, for sticking with us after your first season, 2009, as the head coach of the Auburn Tigers football program. War Eagle! (I had to take this photo quick 'cause Brook didn't want to wear the cap.)
Monday, April 5, 2010
Did your regular cap break down so you got a temporary replacement or was Wal-mart out of Volunteer Orange?