Sunday, April 25, 2010

Fanatical Recycling corporate staff development:

Requirements for candidacy for executive positions at F.R.I.

1. Candidate must have turned twenty-one in prison.

2. Candidate is expected to provide a sufficient response to the following two questions.

Question one.

Question two.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Cultural Observations

We think we are pretty Anglo-Saxon with last names like Aiken, Bell, Coleman, Creel, Grant, Hopper and Hopper, then you find out that your next-door neighbors name is Nick Sullivan.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Corporate Letterhead

Fanatical Recycling Inc.

You name it, we've stepped in it.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

New Hire Training Analysis

Subject arrived at work at 12:20 pm and offered that they had washed their cell phone with their laundry as an explanation for tardiness, thus, showing lack of distinction between personal problems and their responsibilities as an employee. As of 4:00 pm, subject has not completed the only task they were assigned for the day. ‘ Beginning to suspect that subject is unemployable by Fanatical Recycling Inc, their affiliates or mother company.

Note to self,

Hybridize an annual plant which will flower, at least, through the spring and summer, is drought tolerant, will not grow past three feet high, will produce prolific blooms in the shade and does back flips and whistles Dixie.

Open Letter from a little fan in Knoxville, Tn.

In a related issue to my last blog here's an open letter to NCAA Football coaches. Thanks, Coach Chizik, for sticking with us after your first season, 2009, as the head coach of the Auburn Tigers football program. War Eagle! (I had to take this photo quick 'cause Brook didn't want to wear the cap.)

Monday, April 5, 2010

An open letter to Crimson Tide fans in East Tennessee,

Did your regular cap break down so you got a temporary replacement or was Wal-mart out of Volunteer Orange?

Open Letter opens!

My wife, Sally, likes cats because they are always making cookies and crap.